New from Veer: a shirt only a designer would understand.

“FPO. Is it ‘For Position Only’ or ‘For Placement Only’? Either way, your design peers will know where you’re coming from when you don this 100% cotton American Apparel T-shirt. For everyone else, tweak the acronym for your own amusement. Try ‘Foxy Polish Old- timer’ or ‘Frat Party Over.’”
$22 + shipping at Veer