My Cat Is My Valentine T-Shirt– Only $6!
My Cat Is My Valentine T-Shirt – Did you know that more than 60% of Americans celebrate Valentine’s Day? Think of all those dumb Valentine cards and chocolates, not to mention the tie-wearing boobs who line up at the supermarket on the way home from work to buy overpriced flowers and stuffed bears.
My Cat Is My Valentine
Let others know that your love is reserved for someone special who can’t kill a stripper and then empty your bank account (sorry, does that not happen to other people?) with a “My Cat Is My Valentine t-shirt.
My Cat Is My Valentine T-Shirt– Only $6
Valentine’s Day Is a Dumb Holiday Anyway
And what is Valentine’s Day anyway? No one really knows the details, but it was one of those Pagan Holidays like Christmas taken over by the church to be respectable, and renamed for St.Valentine to sound legitimate.
Well, 800 years later people are throwing money around on over-priced “Valentine” menus (go the day before when everything is normal price!) and watching horrible romantic comedies… sorry, I’d rather not participate!
For the price of 6 roses from ProFlowers (with coupon!), and less hassle than trying to cancel a free trial at match.com, why not consider this bad-ass “My Cat is My Valentine” shirt from 6 dollar shirts?
- Dumb History of Valentine’s day – history.com