Mythology states that Pan, with his flute, challenged Apollo to a music contest and lost. He should’ve hit him with the sweet sounds of the squeezebox. I bet he would’ve easily half-stepped his way to victory.
Dance in circles till dawn, but remember: It’s all fun until someone polkas an eye out. Supplies are limited, so order yours now before they go away.
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