Magic Door

There’s a one-eyed guy in the left corner of this shirt with his dukes up. I think he wants to fight me and I have a feeling that I can take him easily, but look at what I have to go through to get to him. You gotta …

Meteor Shower

They say that the universe is expanding all the time, but this shirt shows a different theory. The universe is more like a water recycling system. The stars and planets come out of the top shower heard and drain into the bottom of the system. What’s left in …

Babushka

Oh, the trickery. I was expecting to open up this egg and find a smaller one inside. That’s the last time i buy my heirlooms from the circus gift shop. What’s next, springy snakes popping out of my jack-in-the-box?

Print

Go ahead and buy one, but proceed with caution …

Take Care

I hate doing laundry. All those rules and regulations. Hot/warm/cold water, dry on low/hi, don’t put running shoes in with the $80 silk shirt. All that mumbo jumbo. Don’t even get me started on the tags with all of the little icons.

Solution: Get this shirt. No more …